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You say that you all know so much so did you know that Venessa and the other girl actually knew each other and ran into each other while he was on the road. I live in California and we have all the wild fires going on ughhh it sucks. The poop is on the rear!

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That's not enough to get the equivalent of two to four fish a week. Sonia Cisneros May 24th, If selena was here none of these little bitches would be fighting 4 cris p. I mean you, specifically. You know what what is? I think what she is trying to say is he is never going to love anyone like Selena.

You just said you did! He said he wanted oysters, and you said you wanted oysters, too! That's what I said. Did you say who? Who said who said who me? Did you call me, Betty? Why would I call you Betty? You don't look like a Betty. Look at the bunch of cows! Sure, I've heard of cows! No, a cow herd.

What do I care what a cow heard? I've never kept any secrets from a cow! Here's a bunch of Alanis Morissette tapes, but they're all mixed up. Which song is this one? I don't know the names of the songs. Which song is this!? What about this other Alanis Morissette video? It's ironic that I don't know the name of the video? Who is the head of the secret intelligence? No, not "what"- "Who! I mean the people. The ones standing in a circle singing that "Fahoo" song!

What are you asking me for?! Abbott and Costello meet the Grinch. I need to see Dr. I'm practicing my Y's. I did a whole row of them. Who said anything about I's and C's? Don't you ever listen? They don't look like me at all Played with in Breaking Character, a Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun fic where Kashima's eccentric father is responsible for naming his two daughters Yuu and Mii. Hori fails to notice it until it's pointed out to him, with the other person joking about the possibility of additional sisters Ai and Wii.

Done in this Fullmetal Alchemist fanfiction, and this Tenchi Muyo! In Harry Potter fanfiction , this has been done numerous times with Sirius Black. Are you fucking serious?! You, you're an owl.

You mean "Who am I? Phoenix Wright, with a "Ph" and a "W". You make Big Macintosh look like a blabbermouth. Geez, and I thought that pink pony was annoying! I dare ya, birdie! I said my name is Trixie! Trixie, he's an owl, that's all he can say! Oh look at the time! We would have been here sooner but Owlowiscious and Spike got into an argument over who was cleaning up later today.

Hey, it's not my fault he kept asking who was meant to You sort of look like that doctor That's what I'm trying to remember! So, have you found out who the Great One is? I know she's wrong, but who is she? Forget about it, that's history! As We were saying, I— Lightning Dust: Happens in Winnie-the-Pooh Rabbit: Can you tie a knot? Ah, so you can knot? No, I cannot knot. Piglet, you'll need more than two knots? Ah, so it is possible to knot those pieces.

Yes, knot those pieces. Your commanding officer just asked you a question! Uh, I've got a name, ha! And it's a boy's name, too. Mushu [ whispering while hiding in Mulan's knapsack ]: Mulan [ looking at Ling ]: I didn't ask for his name.

I asked for yours! Gesundheit; I kill myself. Shang [ losing patience ] Then what is it? Ping was my best friend growing up. Antoinette, can we have some cake? May we have some cake? Cookies are sweet, but yours is not. Sweet is kindly, but that is not his name. Audrey is sweet, but she is not your doctor. And the little digging animal called Mole, he is your pet?

Hey, what's going on here? Simba's gone back to challenge Scar. Who's got a scar? The monkey's his uncle? Played with briefly in Babe when the eponymous pig meets an old sheep named Maa: I'm a pig, what are you?

The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter. We're out of our depths here. He hasn't got a daughter! The old man is? You remind me of a man. The man with the power. The power of Hoodoo. Remind me of a man. May I help you? We'll be asking the questions, old man. No, not me, you! Yes, I am Yu. Just answer the damn question! I have told you! No, Yu is blind. I'm not blind, you blind. That is what I just said. You just said what?

I did not say "what", I said "Yu"! That's what I'm asking you! And Yu is answering! He is Mi, and I am Yu. And I'm about to whoop your old ass, man, cause I'm sick of playing games! Everybody's ass around here! Flight you're clear for takeoff.

LA departure frequency Flight clear for vector We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger, what's our vector, Victor? Now we're in radio clearance, over. That's Clarence Oveur, over.

Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it. Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew? Buddy was the bombardier.

But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces. Andy went to pieces? Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit.

And he bailed out? How he survived, it was a miracle. We lost Howie the next day. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. His name is Just White. Doesn't he have a first name? I told you, it's Just White! White is his surname, and it's Just his name. Well, same for him, it's Just. I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!

No, no, no, no, no My name is Bensonmum. My father's name, sir. What was your father's name? Your father was Howard Bensonmum? Leave it be, Dickie. Yu and Hank are dead! What did we do? Yu and Hank are fucking dead!

Are you threatening me?! You gonna order something, kid? I can't give you a tab unless you order something. All right, give me a Pepsi Free. You want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it! Look, just give me something without any sugar in it, okay?

All right, all right! Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more? Some more of what? No, do you wanna s'more? I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?

You're killing me, Smalls! Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there is nobody else in this house? Then there is someone else in this house? I said no meaning yes. White throws her glass at them]. Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house. I told you there isn't! There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anybody else? Just give me a clear answer! What was the question?

Is there anybody else in the house! The password is what? The password is exactly? The password is okay? Far as I'm concerned. Damn it, say the password! Say the password, onion head! The password is it? The password is what! You just said so! The password isn't it!

You're looking at him. Shoot, can't ya understand plain English? You want me to tell you where Hollywood is! You'll die defending this world, Mister Who am I to judge? I don't even know what a pronoun is. Well, it's a word that can function by itself as a noun which refers to something else in the discourse.

I don't get it. You just used one. Who invented the steam engine? I said "Who invented the steam engine? Hao Hai is a Chinese mountain. I don't know, how high is it? Who was the F1 World Champion?

How do you say "horses" in Dutch? What's the capital of Alaska? If I knew, I wouldn't be asking. Where's your sister taking her holiday? No don't worry, I'll do it myself. Look, is this what you're looking for? Well, if you could spell it, why'd ya waste my time? Nobody has thrown a flowerpot on my head! And No-one is my witness! Sir, are you crazy?

Can you tell me Napoleon Bonaparte 's nationality? OK, so what was it? Hao Long is a Chinese name. No, Hao Long is a Chinese name. What's your name again? I asked for your NAME.

And I said, Damn You! Listen, are you looking for trouble? Yes, that's why I came to you! Pete and Re-Pete are in a boat. Pete falls off, so who's left? Adam and Eve and Pinch-Me-Now were in a boat.

Adam and Eve fell out. Heh-heh, you said underwear! When Polyphemus started screaming that he had been blinded, his brothers asked who had done this foul deed. Polyphemus replied that "Nobody has blinded me," so his brothers told him to shut up with the screaming over things that hadn't happened; or alternatively figured the Gods blinded him for whatever reason and just stay away from him.

So this trope is officially Older Than Feudalism. Jules Verne used the same pun in 20, Leagues Under the Sea — Nemo's name also means "nobody" — although it wasn't made obvious until Alan Moore has Nemo himself explain the joke in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. There are a number of fairy tales where a man introduces himself to a giant under the name "Myself" or "I".

Shouting at the neighbors "I took my eye out" is an even better way to keep them away from you. Similar to the above examples, there's a scene from the Spellsinger series in which Clothahump prepares a powerful spell in the basement. Jon-Tom asks Sorbl why he's reluctant to assist his wizard master with this spell; Sorbl replies that he's afraid of "nothing" in the basement, and this trope ensues. He really should've said "nothing ness " instead.

All the kids' pets have names like this, such as a cat named Dog and a dog named Cat. This happens in real life, too. A zoo had a manatee named "Turtle," as well as two turtles in the same tank. A boy tricked one of The Fair Folk by telling her he was My Own Self ; when she was injured and complained to her mother, the mother blamed her because "My Own Self" did to this to me.

In Neil Gaiman 's Stardust , an evil witch's slave will be freed when "two Mondays come together in a week" — at the end, a character named Mr Monday gets married, creating a Mrs Monday. This is probably an allusion to Edgar Allan Poe 's short story "Three Sundays in a Week," in which the impossible condition is fulfilled simply by making use of circumnavigational time differences. So when it comes to idiots, Nobby and Colon are the Ur-example?

Then there's Rincewind's encounter in Interesting Times with an actress from the Noh school of theatre. We are Noh actors. Bent introduces Moist von Lipwig as "Mr. Lipwig," then Moist introduces himself by saying "I am Moist. Gaslight Geezers , Spindrick Sylver's anarchist group take days of the week as codenames.

This leads to awkwardness when Spindrick needs help to carry the barrels of gunpowder just as his comrades start to walk away. He was about to add "dentist's appointment" when Spindrick said, "Well, of course he isn't. None of us are up to any good. We don't know whether you can make it. We only know if we can. No, of course not! And I swear they went straight off into a debate about the first person pronoun!

Are you a friend of his? Your name is "No"? That's an unusual name, isn't it? Yes, it's not an unusual name? Now I'm totally confused. Your friend "No" is here. Yes, that's what I said. You meant my friend? I don't understand you kids. Now a pair of comics came out and rocked the joint with some snappy patter concerning a baseball game: Why's on first base.

What's on second base. Sit and I gave up. We decided to just sit down until our masters started behaving. I rolled my eyes. This could have gone on forever, but thank goodness a squirrel ran past. We barked and tried to chase him. Our masters yanked on our leashes. They got our names right. Now they might pass the class. Oh, one last thing, before I forget: What is the name of this book? Well, the name of this book is: Anyway, I said her name sounded to me like a recipe for a perfect relationship.

That's what I just said. What the hell's supposed to be so funny about that? I guess you had to be there. In iCarly , Carly gets her laptop to get fixed by a cute tech person, who says he's into Doctor Who. Well I wouldn't mind watching a little Doctor Foo. You brought it up. Every joke, every pun, done to death. Chief, got a full count. Two strikes, three Baals. I was right here at my desk, working. And when was the first time you noticed something was wrong? Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.

He is the teller, Frank. Jim Fell is the teller? He is the owner, Frank. He had the flu so Jim filled in. Phil Inn, he's the night watchman. If only Phil had been here. Now wait a minute, let me get this straight. Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim fell. No he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Okay, then after he shot the teller you shot Twice. No, I only shot once. Twice is the hold-up man. Then I guess I did shoot Twice. Well, so now you are changing your story.

No, I shot Twice after Jim fell. You shot Twice and Jim Fell. No, Jim fell first and then I shot Twice once. He is the owner of the tire company, Frank.

Okay, now, Once is the owner of the tire company and he fired Twice. Then Twice shot the teller once. And Jim fell and then you fired twice. Okay, all right, that will be all for now, Ms. We will need you to make a formal statement down at the station. You have been very helpful. We think we know how he did it.

Oh, Howie couldn't have done it, he hasn't been in for weeks. Thank you again, Ms. He is the controller, Frank. Now, I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please be sure I have it. Is he the manager? This man is telling me the manager is a C. What's wrong with him? Miss, could I ask you a question here? Which is your favorite word? I said, of all the millions of words in the world, which is your favorite?

I don't seem to be getting through to you. There are millions of words, right? Which is your favorite? All right, I'll bite. What is your favorite word? Foolish of me, wasn't it? Now it's very nice talking to you, goodbye. You know, of all my years on the job, she's the first one who's refused to give me her favorite word!

No, me doctor, you Mr. No, your wife patient , me doctor. Come this way, please. No, she sister, me doctor, you Mr. Call ambulance, keep warm. Me doctor, you Mr. But my wife, doctor. Your wife not nurse. She nurse, your wife patient. Your wife, me doctor. U-trecht, U-trillo, U Thant, Euphamism Yeah, that's right, Pete Townshend of The Who. If worse comes to worst, do Milli Vanilli. That's what I suggested in the first place! Now get out there. What does a yellow light mean?

Whaaaaaaaat dooooes aaaaaa yeeellloooow liiiiiight meeeeeeaaaaan? Who is on first? Who is on second? The one they don't do: Well, now we know who Hu is.

And when's Wen here and why? Is Wen his wife? And they've gone to visit Where. Wen is the Chinese Prime Minister and he's visiting us in December. So, who's the bloke we just had here then? Was it Christopher Eccleston What am I talking about! Who was barraging Hu? She was getting her hair done. They were there with Christopher Eccleston No, not the craw. Ah, yes, The Craw. It was like this, you see, sir Humphries kneed the jacket Humphries needed the jacket.

Let's get our tenses right. No, you don't understand sir. You see, I kneed the jacket. You need it now? No, I kneed it then. What we need is chuck. Aw, that's nice of you to say. I'm trying to tell you the name of the meat. So what's stopping you? No, I'm the one that needs to know! The best thing for pot roast is chuck!

But I don't even know how to cook it! But what is it? I don't think you're pulling your weight frankly! My name's not Frankly! You dropped the Wood! You called me Frankly — my name's Frank Woodley.

Frankly, it makes me uncomfortable. What makes you uncomfortable? Yes, I'm glad you're being honest with me, what's upsetting you? I don't like it when you drop the Wood! I didn't drop the wood! Frankly, I don't what you're talking about! Don't call me Frankly! Just cut the wood! I'm not cutting the Wood, it's part of my name! Grab an axe and cut up pieces of timber for me! Oh okay, why didn't you say so? Well it wasn't the sand, Mr. Palmer, but the sand mite.

The sand mite bit you. Well, sand mites might bite. No, that's my name. I have a sister named Baboon. Your parents must be evil. No, that's Evil over there. It says here Eric got an INC in gym class. I bet that stands for "Incredible"! I know, you have to add the "redible". And lastly sir, your humble servant Doctor Caligari. Who is the Doctor? Let's see, what club should we hit first?

There's Club Was, there's Wrong Um, those places shut down a long time ago. Oh No shut down too. Where's where Was was, isn't it? No, Was wasn't where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right? That place is lame! I thought Lame was a gay bar. Or is that Wrong? That's wrong, that's not Wrong. Oh, I like Focus. I thought Focus was closed. No, Was was closed. Once Was shut down, it reopened as Closed. So Closed is open. No, Closed is closed. Ew, Third Base is all frat guys. I'll go anyplace, OK?

Okay is not Lame! Lame is a gay bar! No, Shut Up shut down. I can't believe I don't know the clubs anymore. Guys, just pick a club, OK? For the record, I was in there once, by accident, I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "La-may". It's Hopeless, isn't it? There's too many angels, Cas.

I don't know who's on first, what's on second? No, he's telling the truth! January 16th, 9 pm. Johnny Torrio meeting with Nucky Thompson.

And I've got a bead on Rothstein, he just came in with Luciano. The other fellow's Big Jim Colosimo. He just took it off. The one in the brown. So the man in the red tie, that's Big Jim?

Does that man look "big" to you? And behind him's Nucky Luciano? You're laughing like it's "Who's on First". Don't try to cheer me up.

Penny's friend's ex stop by and said hello and I said "Hoo" Sheldon: Then why did you ask? All right, let's start all over: What did you say when Zack walked in? Why do you keep saying "Zack"? Because you keep saying "who? I'm not saying "Hoo" now, I said "Hoo" last night Sheldon: And the answer was "Zack", correct? There was no question, I simply said "Hoo. I'm trying to learn Mandarin, but all I can say is "Wabujitao".

How can you not know? It means "I don't know". I'm stuck on this last clue. Four letters, starts W A. I wish it was The Who, but the venue's a little small. Who was Watts [the victim] busting if there wasn't anybody out here to bust? We did the Marx Brothers thing already. Have you seen Quico? No, I don't knew where he is. It's not "I don't knew". Then how do you say it? If you don't know why are you correcting me? That's a lot of watts!

Hey, honey, what's for breakfast this morning? Okay, so when is he leaving? Yes, you understand my question, don't you? Yes, "Wen, is he leaving? Login to add information, pictures and relationships, join in discussions and get credit for your contributions. Alyssa Jayne Milano born December 19, is an American actress, producer and former singer. Dave Bugliari and Alyssa Milano have been married for 8 years.

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You will always have a place in my heart. She really would be a vegan, for a girl allergic to soy. And I highly doubt she was with all these people in trhe first place anyway. Last I saw Alyssa was in my name is Earl. A little bit different type of role for her. Just because she dated these men doesn't mean she slept with all of them. And for those of you who think she is going to read your posts and contact you, get a life.

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