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I meet up with the guy, and almost immediately he's weird. I was game, "sure! This time she kept snoring. She felt a lot better and we had celebratory sex, but somehow it felt very hollow. At present, modern dating has become uncertain and puzzling.

What happened?

I asked her if I should go inside and get a lane set up for us and she said, "Yeah sure, just hold on a bit So I ate the rest of the pizza. I mean, she's just lonely. You try to be super cool in front of your date. When I asked her if she was ready to start, she then told me, "I'll just watch, I don't really like to bowl, I only really came to watch my other friend, supposedly he's a really good bowler. You know, the one that makes your lower gut feel like its about to mimic Vesuvius. Let's find an exit strategy, this girl is obviously not ready for anything.

So, the guy decides to invite himself along for our date, neither of them asking me if it was cool for him to do so. We end up driving to a bar -- a fine thing for a couple of recovering alcoholics to do -- and the entire time they're playing the absolute most god-awful music on the radio I can think of. I'm in the back seat, this horrible shit is blaring over the speakers while the two of them are chatting, and I'm thinking to myself, "Dear god, how can I find a way to get out of this?

So we get to the bar and they proceeded to drink coffee and play air hockey while I tried to think of a way to leave. I ended up faking a cell phone call from my friend, saying I needed to go because she was in the hospital. The girl then proceeds to freak out at me for bailing on her during our date, at which point I just stared blankly at her for a second, blinked, and walked away.

The summer after graduating from High School I went on a date with a girl I had been friends with for a while. We decided to go to a fair a few towns over. We walk around, eat some fried foods, go on a ride or two. Things were going great and many laughs were had. Lots of spinning upside down and so on. About half way through the ride the funnel cake I had earlier decided that it did not want to remain in my stomach. With her sitting next to me I commence throwing up I had enough sense to keep most of it away from her, as she emerged from the ride puke free.

Keeping the puke off of her was pretty boss of you. Gentlemen will make an effort to protect a lady in harm's way. Met a girl on an online dating website, seemed normal enough, take her out to dinner for our second date.

After having good conversation on different topics she casually says "I don't usually show people this so early". She then proceeds to pull out a book where all the pages are frayed.

I'm like, oh cool what book is that. It was something I can't even remember but the next thing she said was "I eat paper, and I eat this book". I tried to play it as normally as I could and asked her questions about it. Ended the date with a hug. I went on a date with a Redditor. We met up, got dinner, saw a movie, and went back to my place to just hang out and chat. Long story short, he got on my computer, got on Reddit, and one awkward hour later, I drove him home.

Y'all, if you aren't impressed with a date, just let them know. Don't reddit at their house awkwardly and act really weird. He couldn't wait till he got home? Who the fuck reddits for an hour on a first date I once had a newish friend come over for a bit and he asked if he could use my computer to check his email. I said okay and sat down and did something else for a bit. Like minutes pass and I'm getting bored, so I look over to see what he's doing, and he's logged into some chat and cyber-sexing somebody.

I was like, dude, are you seriously doing that, because that is the tackiest thing that has happened in the history of mankind I found a picture from the date. My friend "R" set me up with a blind date. We were going to go double dating with him and his girlfriend.

Talks me up on how hot she is and how she looks like my type. Later on, after getting some pizza and soda, I meet my so called hottie. It was my cousin I went on a date with a girl, crashed at her house after no hanky panky , and was woken up by her irate hispanic boyfriend at about 7: Things were going good, I mean real good.

The city was celebrating its glorious playoff victory The local heros were one win closer to winning the Stanley Cup. Women were, shall I say, juiced about the victory. Liquor was fueling the celebration and breaking down inhibition barriers. Too bad the bar's closing soon" Me: Want to come over? Do you have a condom? There is a store up the road. Here are my keys. One of my workmates was always talking to his sister on the phone, at least once a day.

I chimed in on a few conversations and she laughed, said I was funny, so we arrange a blind date. When she first arrived to the restaurant she insisted on meeting separately , I saw a splitting image of my workmate wearing a wig.

I had the hardest time trying to get the image of my workmate out of my head throughout the date. We start talking and the conversation is fun and somewhat lively. For dinner, I order pie because fuck it, I like pie. I ask her, "Do you like pie? I'm thinking that it's a little weird, so I followup. She doesn't talk until the food arrives and I dig into my pie. She looks at me confused and says, "Did you say pie or pot?

I mentioned I love pie. This seems odd to me, especially since I participated in marijuana legalization protests in college, so I inquire deeper into her stand-offish attitude regarding weed. It turns out that she's considering becoming a nun I'm an atheist , this is her first date ever not for me by far , and she's never kissed anyone we're 23 at the time, so this is somewhat understandable except for the nun part.

I decide to play along for the rest of the date; I kind of felt sorry for her at this point. We walk back to her place, she invites me inside. Covering the back 10 foot wall, is a 10 foot shrine to the Virgin Mary She tells me to sit down on the bed and she starts awkwardly kissing me. I keep looking over at this huge statue of Virgin Mary staring at us along with images of my workmate in the back of my mind.

It was too awkward, too weird. I wished her a good night, never talked again. Dude how often do you have the chance to fuck a 23 year old virgin in front of a year old Virgin? Beautiful ice blue eyes, curly blonde hair, German as fuck with a very thick accent.

She was very skinny, but wearing baggy clothes so I didn't think much of it - and Germans wear weird shit, right? The date goes awesome. We eat some food, during which she keeps going to the bathroom, then we eat some icecream, during which she also keeps going to the bathroom, then we go for a walk and hold hands We are making out when suddenly and she stands up and backs away from. Then she says in her thick accent "Do you like vat you see?

It is at this point that I realize that she has an eating disorder and she is wildly, sickly skinny. She starts begging me to have sex with her and I think to myself "wow this is really a pickle" as I have no sexual attraction to her anymore, but I don't want to be an asshole and have her put her clothes back on because she clearly has some major body issues.

So I start kissing her, touching her, and generally trying to both diffuse the situation while also not rejecting her. At one point she tries to get me to fingerbang her, but here's the craziest thing: I remember asking her how she fit tampons in and she said "oh I haven't had a period in almost a year. Somehow an hour later we ended up re-clothed, holding hands, and fell asleep on the bed.

I think I was pretty gentle about it, and we kept up in emails for a little while afterwards - she always seemed fairly positive torwards me. Let's keep this short and simple: Went home with a girl I met at a bar, as I was leaving her apartment, she introduces me to her roommate Well she had turned lesbian in the mean-time, so she asked me about my hot female friends she hadn't seen in a while. It was fairly awkward.

What was even worse was that she didn't have her contacts in so I'm there mortified and she comes over to shake my hand, unaware at first of who I am.

I don't remember whose idea it was, but the cloud of shame and humility with which we walked back to the car afterward was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Kiss at the end of the night? I don't even think we made eye contact again until we saw each other at school the next week. Dude, that is hilarious. My buddy Manny did the same thing. Chowed down on a big glob of wasabi thinking it's guac and nuked his sinuses. For extra irony points, he's half japanese and half mexican.

He should have been able to recognize either wasabi or guacamole. I was working a science fiction convention in the late s as roving security. I was paired up with this cute young woman we'll call "Alice.

It was obvious we were hitting it off. The only thing I worried about was she looked a bit young, but she had to be over 18 to be working security and they check ID.

Near the end of our shift, we decided to go out and have dinner together. On the way to her room, we talked and talked like we had been doing all shift. She was doing the flirty things like playing with her hair and biting her lower lip when we made eye contact.

Abnd we were both being comfortably dorky. When we got to her room, she said, "I'll be right back," and unlocked the door. When she opened the door, it was apparent her roommates were not expecting her. And it was apparent that Alice had no idea her roommates were into orgies. Truthfully, from what I could see, the orgy was just about to start; there were people undressing, there was a huge tarp, some scented oils, and a few of the women were "fluffing" the men.

Before anyone reading this gets some scene from Redtube where everyone has perfect Ukranian bodies I don't think anyone in the room was under pounds, and the few that were skinny were not the kind of skinny that one would find attractive to any era's standards. Like of like a combinations of cottage cheese and cauliflower with a few pretzel sticks mixed in. But you know, to each their own, consenting adults all around.

I looked at Alice, a little fearful that this was an intentional encounter, but when I saw her face, I saw a look more shocked that I was. Her jaw dropped and stuttered, her face turned white, and she almost fainted. One of the women who was at the door went, "Oh, Alice. I didn't know you'd be back tonight, and we were going to be done by 9 and Then the woman took Alice in and closed the door in my face like I wasn't even there.

I wondered what the fuck just happened? Finally, I knocked on the door. Then I heard Alice sob louder. The woman answered and said, "Punk? Look, Alice is a little out of sorts. Let us calm her down, and she'll meet you in the lobby. After about an hour, the woman found me. Alice is my niece and she was traveling with us. She had NO idea this was going to happen, and she wanted you to know she had no intent to bring you into our group.

I mean, she's 19, and a little naive, and we didn't expect her to return so early. I guess that's my fault. Alice decided to drive home, she doesn't approve of our sexual games, and it's probably for the best. I know her mother is going to have a FIT!

But sorry about all this. Alice really liked you, but I think we embarrassed her so badly, she can't face you. I didn't notice your username at first and I thought it was really harsh that random people kept calling you "Punk". Met a guy on the bus. He asked me out on a date, I was apprehensive about it but I thought I should keep an open mind. We went out a bar for our first date.

I was trying to keep it casual so I met him there and purchased my own drink at the bar before he got there.

He then made me pay for his drink because he just didn't bring ANY money. Then he kept urging us to leave the bar, yet he didn't have plans for where we should go. I suggested we go for a walk. At the end of the date I stepped on a roadkill possum and that was less disgusting than grabby mchandsy sticking his tongue down my throat. I didn't bring a drink with me to the bar. I got to the bar first and bought myself a drink. Hey now, nothing wrong with making friends and meeting dates in random places in my opinion.

I think it was kind of you to give the dude on the bus a chance! The next time a man introduces himself as Grabby McHandsy, I would suggest leaving and starting an online dating profile. Set up with a guy who talking about how much he hated his baby mama within the first 5 minutes of the date. He threatened to punch the waitress in the nose because he didn't get enough sauce with his food.

Then asked me to go to the parking lot and do drugs with him. So I meet this girl at an over 30's night club, I'm 24, pretended I was We arrange to meet up again the next day. I drive over to hers on my motorbike, we meet up and go to this pub, spend a while having a few drinks and stuff, she is mega horny the whole time. We go back to her house and end up in her room, do all the dirty deeds imaginable. I'm pretty lucky in that I don't get hangovers, I do however get really, really awful shits after a night drinking.

As I mentioned, we met the night before - where I'd been drinking. I feel my stomach bubbling up, it's about 4am by now, she has 3 female flat mates, it's so fucking quiet in this place if you dropped a needle your ears would ring for minutes. I open her door, trying not to wake anybody, I'm butt naked. The toilet is one small step directly across the corridor. I'm sitting there at this point on the loo, feeling my stomach whirling around.

There's this funny thing I've since learned about shitting. The quieter you try and be, the louder you fucking are. It sounds like my ass is exploding, every time I release even a tiny bit I'm making the loudest fucking farting sounds you can imagine.

I try turning the taps on. I flush the chain. There is literally nothing I can do to drown out the sound of me shitting. It just goes on and on and on, fart, splatter, fart, my ass is literally gurgling shit.

I give up trying to be quiet, it's just splatting out of my asshole now. Her toilet is destroyed. I begin to laugh to myself. The loudest shit of all time - why now? Eventually I finish up I open the door and take the tiny step across the corridor to her room. She is sat upright on her bed, "I think you better go", "me too" I reply I grab my clothes and start to leave, she seems to have a change of mind all of a sudden, "You don't actually have to go" Anyway I get on my bike and make my way home, in the middle of the fucking motorway my bike cuts out.

It's 5am, I check my phone, dead. I ended up going to sleep on the side of the road. Not entirely a fail, but something out of the ordinary, especially in our age.

I met this girl at college. She was one beautiful girl, and I even joined a choir to get to know her better. I felt good chemistry between us, and even our mutual friends noticed the reaction between us. Eventually, I built up the courage to ask this girl out on a date. Things seemed to be going fine until the end of the date. She told me she was planning on becoming a nun. Got the waitress as a girlfriend instead!

I am 25 year old male. I let a friend set me up on a blind date. She told me this girl was a reasonably attractive brunette who was witty and funny and very honest and outgoing.

I don't like blind dates but this friend loves to match-make and was sure we would be the best couple ever! Fast forward to date-day. I am showed a picture of this girl for last reassurances and she looks alright!

I am pretty optimistic. I phone her and we agree to meet at a Buffalo Wild Wings for a few drinks and some food on a Thursday night all good signs of things I can get behind!

I agree to meet her at 8pm. I arrive about 7: She responds that she is on the way. This waitress is flirty and fun though. I order an appetizer. I should have left 30 minutes before but I wanted to not be a stuck up douche and give up on a good friend of one of my best gal pals. This photo of an athletically built brunette weighing about and standing 5'6" couldn't be any more radically wrong.

I'm guessing the photo I was shown was her at like 18 or 19, or a senior picture from high school Before me is a mildly ridiculous oaf of a woman. Fiery red, curly hair with obviously brunette roots and about pounds over her photo comes over to the table and introduced herself and she says she is sorry she is late and nothing else. We proceed to have the most awkward 45 minute BWW experience I've ever had. She had terrible body language, awful eye contact Yeah, she was one of those.

About as deep as a toothpaste cap. She pretended her honesty was intelligence, and it definitely wasn't. I'd never been more turned off So after 45 minutes, we finished out dinner and packed up and went our separate ways. But that lovely waitress came back over and expressed she was happy that I didn't get stood up and I let her know a good friend set me up and I told her I would have left if she hadn't been there to keep me company!

Got her digits, she's still my girlfriend. Are you kidding me? Who the fuck shows up an hour late for a date? That's not even an accident. An exfriend of mine would do this on every date she had. She would purposely be atleast 45 minutes late. She would joke that you can't rush perfection.

She basically wanted to feel special because any guy that would wait an hour for his date has to think the world of her. The urge to slap her was VERY hard to ignore. While I often feel like "nice guys finish last", I have come to learn that saying that usually means you haven't given the race long enough. Sometimes, it pays off! I got set up on a blind date with someone that one of my co-workers knew, and we met in a hookah bar.

Her choice She ordered tea and I ordered a beer, but she refused to let me get it because she was a vegan straightedge I have no idea if she just didn't know that hookahs are tobacco, or if her particular version of straightedge was OK with smoking and it was apparently horribly inconsiderate of me to order a beer since she doesn't drink. That was weird enough, but all she wanted to talk about was how she was into Suspension.

Basically having meat hooks shoved through the skin of your back and being hung by them from ropes attached to the ceiling. I don't know why I didn't just leave.

Maybe I was too polite, or I wanted to see the trainwreck all the way through to the end. Either way, it was just too weird for me and I wasn't going to deal with that level of craziness sober, so I would continually excuse myself to "put money in the parking meter," and I would leave the hookah bar, go to the real bar next door, and pound a beer or take a shot really quickly then come right back.

I did that 5 or 6 times, getting progressively drunker and ruder, and the 6th or 7th time I came back and she was gone. Never saw her or heard from her again. We got married a year after that 1st date on Saturday the 13th, and that was 14 years ago. So I had just gotten out of a long term relationship and was being encouraged to get back into the game and not "sit around sulking", so I decided to join OkCupid.

I decide to message a few girls my first night, and then I largely ignored it for a few weeks until one night I get a response. I check the girls pictures out, and I thought it a little odd she only had pictures of her face from an angle that sort of ignored the rest of her.

But we started talking, and before long I actually did enjoy speaking with her. Then one night out of the blue she proclaims "we must meet right now to figure this out, because I think I love you".

So I agreed to meet her at Starbucks. I'm waiting there and this incredibly large girl shows up and introduces herself, all the while Im trying to remain calm and collected. We buy a drink and start talking, and she was actually was pretty interesting except every two damn seconds she asked me "So do you like the way I look?

Can you see this happening? The date continued into dinner when she ordered more food than I could ever consume in one sitting and I'm not a small guy , and she proceeded to eat it all while talking to me and continually asking me if I liked what I saw. I paid for dinner and was going to politely tell her it just wasn't going to work when she tried to ambush make out with me in the parking lot.

It was then and only then that I gained the speed of Neo from the Matrix and hover hugged her while at the same time avoiding the kiss. She asked me one final time if I liked what I saw and my response was "I wouldn't have minded it so much if you hadnt taken a magnifying glass to your Insecurities".

She then in an act of pure defiance pulled out some sort of candy bar from her purse and said "I'm happy with how I look, and you would have gotten lucky tonight". Met a girl for dinner and things went well, so we had dinner a few more times. She seemed like an all-right girl, so we we decided that since I had gotten a weekday room comped at any Trump casino in Atlantic City, that we should call in sick for the next day, and go spend the night down at the Trump Marina casino.

So after work we take the 3 hour drive, getting there around 9pm. We ate dinner, things were still going well, decided to hit the casino for a while. For those of you who don't know, let me explain something about Trump Marina: Still on the water, but you can't walk from the Marina to the other casinos.

Because of this, in order to get more customers, the tables games are cheaper to play, and they get mostly senior citizens, as there aren't any real nightlife, clubs, or much in the way of shows for us younger folks. That said, we sat down for some 3 Card Poker, and we were doing all right.

Until she opened her mouth. She started with the people at our table "Sooo How long have you been married? Can I see your ring? Then the people at the table next to us, then hollering over to the people at tables across the pit from us.

Everyone was getting annoyed. An old man grumbled "This is a fucking poker game, not Oprah, pipe down! I got a cocktail girl to bring over a couple of drinks, thinking maybe she'll STFU if there was a straw in her mouth I was getting embarrassed but was doing too well at the card game to walk away.

I had a decent hand, but the dealer beat me by a card. Next hand it happened again, and suddenly to my left: Giggle "Well if we can tip the dealer for a good hand, we should be able to boo them for bad hands! A few more times of this and people started leaving the tables, an old man says "You shut your wife up, or I will". At this point, even though we discussed having sex for the first time with each other we were both in kinda off moods, so we watched a movie and fell asleep. I saw that she was asleep, so I clicked the TV off.

She immediately woke up and said "I need the TV on to fall asleep, can we turn it back on? She took her Ambien and would fall asleep soon enough. I asked if we could at least turn it down but she insisted she needed it to be loud because of some shit that didn't make sense as she explained it. What the fuck ever. By now it's almost 2am, I've been up for 21 hours, had a busy day, and didn't even sleep well the night before. I'll probably fall asleep no matter what.

So I set the timer for 30 minutes, put a pillow over my head, and grumbled to myself waiting for sleep that wasn't coming. Sweet, merciful, serenity of silence. I was still processing the enjoyment of the peace when I fell right asleep. I was losing my sh-. If I'm going to be awake, I might as well drink some coffee and drive this bitch home now, she can sleep in the car. No, fuck that, she can wake up later and figure out where I went, I'll be home by then This time she kept snoring.

I never finished the thought before I was in some dream, being happy to finally be asleep. I was shocked awake by her screaming, at the top of her lungs. I suddenly bolted into sitting upright, heart pounding, my first thought was there must be 6 intruders in the room to rob us.

I look around, eyes wide, seeing nothing and hearing nothing but my heart racing. The bitch screams out shit like this in her dreams? Glance at the clock: Knowing this relationship was done, but also knowing the three hour drive home was inevitable, I played it nice.

I asked her if I could sleep a little longer, I didn't sleep well last night. She apologized, asked what she should do Didn't want to sit in the room. I said I was sorry, I just couldn't function without a little more sleep. She agreed, gave me a little kiss, and left the room. Thank fucking god, all I wanted as that hour of peace, even if I didn't fall back asleep. For 30 minutes until I received a text message. I didn't have to say anything she It was a quiet, somewhat tense ride back to her place.

As I dropped her off she asked me in for a drink, which I obliged, happy for the opportunity to sit down and break up with her like a gentleman, instead of doing it in the car like a teenager.

But she had different plans. She wanted to salvage this relationship. She went to the bathroom, came out wearing lingerie. She sat on the couch, and started rubbing my crotch.

She said that we could do it, her room mate was at work, since it was only noon. You know those two little mini-me's that pop up on your shoulders when you have a moral decision to make? Poof, there they were: She knows what's up.. Nothing wrong with having a quick bang and chalking another one up on your scoreboard before you leave! You will just make her feel used. Remember, you wanted to end this like a gentleman just a minute ago!

So now we're in the bedroom, making out. She takes off all my clothes. I'm naked, she's topless, straddling me, grinding, and I'm reaching down to pull off her panties when she whispered in my ear "I think you should know, I have herpes, but it's not contagious if we use condoms, I have some in that drawer!

Without missing a beat, I asked "what brand do you have? I'll be right back" I threw my pants on, slip into my shoes, grabbed my shirt. To this day I wonder how many dings her car got from the gravel on the driveway as my tires spun. Out of the corner of my eye I saw her curtain fling open as I sped by as I hit 30 on her long driveway, she was standing there still topless with a stupid look of shock on her face.

As I drove down the road I called into my voicemail, and sent her a VM through that system so I wouldn't have to risk talking to her by calling.

I told her that if she had told me within the first few dates that she had herpes I wouldn't have judged her, I could live with that in a relationship if you discuss it like an adult first. But you don't, you just DON'T wait to tell a partner about that until you are both naked about to have sex, when his hormones might cloud his judgment and he does something that could change his life forever. I don't regret leaving her like I did, because of how she chose to deal with that little secret of hers.

Woman comes over to my place on a first date; sees my dog Australian Shepherd , and screams "Oh my god she's gorgeous! My good friend, Vicki and her husband Will, a surgeon, are always trying to set me up. I usually turn down their offers, but they talked up this guy, Ben. He seemed like a great guy, smart, a doctor, and his TMNT collection was bigger than mine!

He took me to pretty nice place for dinner, and it was kinda nervous but nothing like, bad. And THEN he spilled his drink--on purpose!

So, I was like What? And then he started talking like a baby!!! I was outta there! I just got up from the table and walked out. He ran after, talking normally, apologizing. Beware Biggest dating fails ever Who is justin bieber dating right now never know what youre going to dtaing while browsing Tinder.

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This Pin was discovered by Micheal Omony. Biggest Dating Fails Ever. Probably the most communal and one of the biggest reasons why its so difficult to time someone or even just fall in love is the anxiety. You are sitting across each other and especially when it's about your first date, note this, you are there to know each other and not fool each other.

Stop fooling your date with saying things like, I feel you or I can understand what you're going through. Don't take them for fools, thinking that this will help you get the second date. My dear, in today's world that person sitting across you has had enough exposure to realise that to feel for each other takes time and is never instant. You cannot know all about her in an instance, a date or a multiple for that matter. So, instead of focussing only on her life, talk about the beauty around and try knowing your date's perception.

Everyone does this, you don't have to keep asking and converting the date into an interrogation. This might lead them to drop future dates too, beware as to how much you ask.

You can't feel too much for her on the first date or multiple; it takes a lifetime to know someone. You don't have to pretend but everyone likes a good treatment. Pulling a chair for her, picking up the check et al are gestures which make her feel special and trust me they never get old.

Don't reveal too much of your personal life but don't hold back also. This will help establish grounds between the two of you and also build a relationship of trust. We live in the times of one-night-stands where people are eager to jump in bed, but that doesn't mean you also have to follow the same.

People are also getting divorced or sued for sexual harassments; do you want to be a part of that?

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